izzymar:

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family" by Heather Theurer:)

(Source: disneyfineart.com)

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

axlxp:

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

I love this so much

braydaaan:

I don’t think boys that use girls for sex understand that girls tell everyone how small their dick was hahaha

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

lightingstyless:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

Zayn’s boy is gonna be hot as hell. OMG. No.

officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

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I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you