It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
when your mom gives you money to go into the store alone
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have a decoy
The Internet has been won
Everyone go home.
does anybody else wonder about elsa’s ice castle???? like there was no furniture, where the heck would she sleep??? what if she had to sit??? like where would she go to the bathroom??? would she just stand all day or whatThere she stands, and there she stays.
What did she eat